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Monday, May 12, 2008

Ladies and Gentleman... I give you...

THE KEBAB!




This sexy little number comes with some terrible, tasteless yet somehow over-salted fries. The kebab is the Turkish cousin of the Greek gyro and the German doner. The mystery meat is roasted on a vertical spit like a gyro, and is served with copious amounts of delicious mystery white sauce on mystery bread that has been roasting under a mystery heat lamp for 12 hours; the only non-mystery parts of this sandwich are the negligible amounts of tomato, lettuce, and parsley.

And all was silent as the world bowed to the magnificence of the kebab.

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